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matt_doyle) wrote2012-04-27 02:22 pm
matt_doyle) wrote2012-04-27 02:22 pm
Improv Lunch.
Put three 1/2 Tbsp pats of butter in a small skillet, along with 1/2 tsp of worcestershire sauce. Turn pan up to high,
Take i narrow slice of onion, and lay it on top of your tripod of melting butter. break 1 egg neatly over the top of the onion.
Meanwhile, start toasting 2 slices oatbread.
Swear and dodge as the liquid trapped under your onion slice when its tripod melted away begins spitting at you like an angry magma llama.
Flip the damned thing two or three times. Pry off the char in one corner. Begin feeling dubious about this plan.
Remove from heat. Lay a thick slice of mozzarella cheese over the top of it. Worry that if this egg tastes horrible, you have just wasted delicious cheese.
Check fridge for likely suspects. Remove roast beef, sour cream, and horseradish.
Spread sour cream (not much!) and horseradish (even less!) over your oatbread toast. Slap 2 slices fresh Italian roast beef on the bread.
Look questioningly at egg, onion, and cheese.
Add to sandwich.
Be amazed at how ludicrously delicious this is.
Share recipe with internet.
Take i narrow slice of onion, and lay it on top of your tripod of melting butter. break 1 egg neatly over the top of the onion.
Meanwhile, start toasting 2 slices oatbread.
Swear and dodge as the liquid trapped under your onion slice when its tripod melted away begins spitting at you like an angry magma llama.
Flip the damned thing two or three times. Pry off the char in one corner. Begin feeling dubious about this plan.
Remove from heat. Lay a thick slice of mozzarella cheese over the top of it. Worry that if this egg tastes horrible, you have just wasted delicious cheese.
Check fridge for likely suspects. Remove roast beef, sour cream, and horseradish.
Spread sour cream (not much!) and horseradish (even less!) over your oatbread toast. Slap 2 slices fresh Italian roast beef on the bread.
Look questioningly at egg, onion, and cheese.
Add to sandwich.
Be amazed at how ludicrously delicious this is.
Share recipe with internet.