Tetriphiliac

V1- Already an addict at 14
Not his fault, it's in his jeans
inherited
it's in his head

Colorful hallucinations
Not a shocking revelation
to anyone
he says it's fun

and-

Chorus- He's a Tetriphiliac
A certifiable Maniac
Gameboy glued into his hands
Gunpei Yokoi is the man


V2- Falling blocks of many colors
rotating shapes coming from above or

dropping faster than a prom dress
making a big mess
on the bottom of the screen
hypnotic like a dream
guiding the falling shapes, (it)
really makes him go ape (shit)

he claims
it's more than just a game
says it isn't really lame

but-


( Chorus )

Coda/V3/thingie- He cheers when he cascades
says we rain on his parade
get rehab and this charade
you're starting to go retro-grade

you can beat this
hooked on Tetris
yeah you bet it's

Time to stop the game.