American Vampire, Volume 3.
Sep. 24th, 2012 06:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
matt_doyleDidn't read volumes 1 & 2. Not planning in it, since 3 was terrible.
But terrible in an entertaining, schlocky way sometimes.
So a lone American was fighting a horde of Nazi vampires while singing the national anthem. He jumps up on a tank and runs out of ammunition (or has his gun jam? I forget.)
The lead VampNazi opens the tank turret to gloat.
"That's where you are wrong, American. After the twilight's last gleaming, there is only darkness."
The American opens his hand to reveal a grenade, pin already pulled. "Not before the bombs bursting, asshole."
No further comment.
But terrible in an entertaining, schlocky way sometimes.
So a lone American was fighting a horde of Nazi vampires while singing the national anthem. He jumps up on a tank and runs out of ammunition (or has his gun jam? I forget.)
The lead VampNazi opens the tank turret to gloat.
"That's where you are wrong, American. After the twilight's last gleaming, there is only darkness."
The American opens his hand to reveal a grenade, pin already pulled. "Not before the bombs bursting, asshole."
No further comment.
